dining alone 101

step 1: buy a cask and half a roast chicken.
step 2: put on pajamas
step 3: eat chicken with hands
step 4: sip wine from mug and think how well it would have complemented the chicken if you were drunk
step 5: get drunk so you can do aforementioned step

(Source: ezramillermw, via ezrawhy)

When they throw the water on the witch, she says, “Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness”. That line inspired my life. I sometimes say it to myself before I go to sleep, like a prayer.

babyheroin:

omg.

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